Welcome to our humble abode of utterance and prophecy. Where the most esteemed and revered prophets of Bloomers converge to share their most profound and utterly ridiculous visions.
We have a plethora of prophets, each with their unique style and approach to divination. From the soft spoken words of BubblesMcGee, the Bubble-enthusiast to the dramatic flair of Percy Percy, the Prophesier Extraordinaire.
Click on a prophet to read their latest utterance: